May 2013
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via breanna-lynn)
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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timelordsandhunters:
when you learn something in History class that was on Doctor Who
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hello friends
[[MORE]]okay i realize that i’ve barely been on here like at all over the past few months and it’s unfortunate
it’s just that this past year has been literally the most occupied and stressful time of my life and i’ve really had no time to dedicate to making graphics and screencaps like i used to
GOOD NEWS IS the year is coming to a close and i’ll have...
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doorwaytoparadise:
Regarding Javert and Hogwarts house placement: I’ve seen arguments for different houses, and a pretty strong one for Hufflepuff, with loyalty to the law and all that.
But Javert can’t be a Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
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April 2013
theavaricious:
(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:･ﾟ✧ NO ONE CARES ✧ﾟ･:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)
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the3rdjp:
THE HISTORY OF THE TIME WAR.
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apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
iwanlewiss:
*Hagrid Voice* Never. Insult. Grantaire. In. Front. Of. Me.
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vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
rockjawgrang:
why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened
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mspacacia:
In Florida we don’t say “i love you” we say “I’ll have an alligator hurricane beach party with a double side of humidity. oh no is it lovebug season? why are they fucking everywhere??? get them out of my hair” which roughly translates to “dont live in florida” which i think is beautiful.
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scraggay:
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
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